" For an event to be successfull, the taste and preference of the public is of great importance as they could either make or break the event. So the question is, how are we going to obtain such information? We used surveys. From the screen you can see that a total of 12 questions were posed to 170 different respondents. The results we obtain will be invaluable as it ensures that our event planning is smooth, sound and of interest to the public, with the needs and wants of the people effectively catered to." Slide 1!!
"Besides the surveys we also went on the internet in search for other methods of promoting Eric Clapton and they include the 2007...."
haha this was an excerpt of my pw presentation. sounds cool huh? well, i am too lazy to type out the entire speech. ha.ha. maybe next time =)
Friday, November 2, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
(1)
man
------------
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
(2)
stand
------------
i
Ans. = I understand
OK . . .
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
(3) /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
(4)
r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
(5)
cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
(6)
0
------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought ! !
(7)
knee
------------
light
Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
(8)
ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
(9) he's X himself
Ans. = he's by himself
Now u messing up big time.
(10) ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close ! !
(10) death .. life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance ..................
(12) THINK
Ans. = think big ! !
And the last one is real fundoo - - -
(13) ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...
Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )
man
------------
board
Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
(2)
stand
------------
i
Ans. = I understand
OK . . .
Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
how you fare ?
(3) /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
(4)
r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ?
Redeem yourself.
(5)
cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
Not easy to figure out ha!
(6)
0
------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought ! !
(7)
knee
------------
light
Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
(8)
ground
---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
Oh no, not again ! !
(9) he's X himself
Ans. = he's by himself
Now u messing up big time.
(10) ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
Not even close ! !
(10) death .. life
Ans. = life after death
Okay last chance ..................
(12) THINK
Ans. = think big ! !
And the last one is real fundoo - - -
(13) ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...
Ans. = long time no 'C'
( see )
Sunday, September 2, 2007
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconuts, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
Do fish get thirsty?
If you learn from mistakes, why isn't I a genius?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What really was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconuts, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
Do fish get thirsty?
If you learn from mistakes, why isn't I a genius?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What really was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Monday, August 6, 2007
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
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